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Time for Another Cognitive Test Political T-Shirt | Satire Tee | VOICWAR
Time for Another Cognitive Test Political T-Shirt | Satire Tee | VOICWAR
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Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
Time for Another Cognitive Test is deadpan political satire about fitness for office... the kind of satire that writes itself when the standard for demonstrating mental acuity becomes acing a test designed to detect dementia. If you're going to hold the nuclear codes, the bar should probably be higher.
Dry. Sharp. Absolutely devastating.
Who it's for: Neurologists, political scientists, concerned voters, medical professionals, and anyone who found the cognitive test press conferences both deeply funny and deeply alarming.
Keywords: cognitive test political shirt, fitness for office protest tee, political satire t-shirt, anti-Trump humor apparel, VOICWAR, mental fitness clothing
FABRIC / FORMAT
Ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/142 GSM, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS–3XL. Machine washable.
How does sizing work?
How does sizing work?
Our tees run true to size. Check our size guide for exact measurements. When in doubt, size up — our shirts are pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton, so what you order is what you get.
When will my order ship?
When will my order ship?
Every shirt is printed to order. Production takes 2–3 business days, then ships in 2–5 business days to your door. You’ll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on its way.
What if I'm not happy with my order?
What if I'm not happy with my order?
Contact us at admin@voicwar.com and we’ll make it right — no runaround. If your shirt arrived damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it at no cost.
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